It’s National Science Meeting Time! Nine Protips on Meeting, Greeting and Getting It Done Like a Rockstar
Congrats….you are off to that awesome annual meeting you adore where your science friends chat you up, cheer you on and buy you a beer. Here’s some protips on making the most of your time, some fun things to do to pass the time and a stern look over my glasses for those of you haven’t been making the most of meetings thus far.
1. If you are doing a poster and you haven’t been checking out Dr Zen Faulks‘ tips on Making Better Posters, it time to run over and check out this guy’s genius. Zen makes it easy for your audience to stay on topic, engaged and damn impressed to boot.
2. Set up meetings NOW. Yes, now. Weeks before you head out the door. And not just with your beer buddies. Find the people who are doing that technique you really want to learn, the ones with the great constructs, the ones whose paper you just read. Invite them now to go for coffee after their talk/poster. These folks will welcome the opportunity to talk about what they are doing and this is how collaborations are made. Be brave. Set up at least one of these meetings a day. It’s a lot of coffee, but you can do it.
3. Steal all of Nature’s swag. Nature’s publication and subscription fees are through the roof and they are merciless to authors. Its time to put the boot to the man. Go to Publisher’s Alley with bags, boxes and carts and strip their booth of everything. Journals, pens, candy, tables, carpet, book displays….it’s all yours. Just take it.
4. Follow Hope Jahren’s genius safety rules for going out to dinner or lunch when you are on a job interview (yes, this is the link). Boundaries are your best friends. Well, boundaries, boots, Nature swag and snarky bloggers.
5. Take some damn notes. I’m a fan of the steno notebook because they are small enough to fit in a bag easily and sturdy enough to write on You. Will. Not. Remember. Everything. Rain Man. Write it down.
6. Bring your business cards. Seriously. You’re a grown up. No one wants you to have your email written down on a ripped edge of a program. That’s just creepy and they are never going to remember who you were.
7. Bring the best walking shoes, earplugs*, water bottle and bag you can afford. Better yet, charge it all to your Dean. Water in convention centers costs more per liter than gasoline. Just bring your own bottle and fill ‘er up. As for bags…well, you’ve come to the right place because I love bags almost as much as I love boots. And I really love boots. I’m a fan of the shoulder sling. Won’t mess up your back, has nice pockets for organization and can be tossed on quickly as the interns at Nature chase you through the convention center (they’re slow…). Check out this awesome site for other great options. *For planes and getting work done, not for talks. Although, if the talk is really bad, maybe?
8. Ask a damn question. Seriously. Did those people just say that they can measure autophagy with LC3 staining alone because, Oh, Snap! Y’all are wrong in the head. Go to the microphone and correct that nonsense. You’ll be a hero and people will take note. Or, just ask a polite question, because if you’re thinking it, everyone else is.
9. Tweet. Find your meeting’s hashtag and use it. You’ll find awesome recommendations for talks you might have missed, short coffee lines, and meeting Bingo.